12:00 AM

17 January 2003

Well, it's been two months but we're finally back. We've had a nice break, we've stretched and flossed, and we're back to deliver some value-brand humor directly into your brain. Read on, we've got some new stuff.

First off, I've posted some new content over the Features section, including some new reviews of stuff around here and there, some kind of a game review of a random game Matt and I found, and some kick ass new ideas. Lets start with a CafePress store, shall we?

Here it is, the bare naked truth. Matt is really going up for the idea of a Cafe Press webstore for selling Today Ain't Your Day related moichendise. We're talking Pete the Drunken Iguana on some stuff, some apparel, maybe even some beer steins. But we're not gonna do squat about it until we get some feedback, see what people want. Don't' be too surprised if there's a little quizzie on the main page on Tuesday, and it'll probably run for two weeks or so. Fill it out, click submit, and you get the comic. MAYBE two questions, just some general info type stuff. Give us some kind of idea of what you want from us.

Second of all, there's a couple new reviews up over in the features section, but you can read them at your own peril. They were probably not written while coherent, but that's nothing new over here.

Third up, the Wangeriffic Matt has decided that he wants to try and make this a daily strip, grayscale during the weekdays and FULL COLOR on the weekends - we'll have to see how that goes, but that'll be part of our little quiz.

Fourth up and bases loaded, the cause for our little hiatus. It wasn't', as some have theorized, by our choice. No, we were not lounging on the beaches of the Riviera, taking in the sun, the sights, and the adoring fan-girls. Instead, we spent most of the time trying to fix Matts (continuing) broken machine. What it boils down to is me spending many long hours trying to figure out precisely how his case had grown a penis, also trying to figure out how Windows learned to change the screensaver to a big blinking neon Finger. We decided to get rid of the whole problem, and Matt installed WindowsXP. Despite giving me nightmares every time I think of the name, WinXP apparently works just peachy for him, and he's in the process of getting his scanner reconfigured and set up again. Hopefully, he'll be back up by Sunday night, in plenty of time to scan in Tuesdays comic and make it ready for the freak show.

Anyway, it's been a busy month and a half, we hope you all had a happy and fun New Years. We're back in business now, the cobwebs have been dusted off the content, and you're all invited to tell your friends that we're back online and ready to rock.