 Posted by: Teh Brad
2:25 AM
8 August 2003
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Alright, fine, yes, I was wrong.
Geeze.
So, Teh Matt and I were doing some thinking, with some advil in hand, and we came up with an idea. Rather, he came up with the idea, and I drank for both of us to explain where the hell the idea came from. So here's the idea.
We're both of us relatively stable at the moment, doing stuff, living places, working, that kind of a life-kind of thing. So, while we're still thinking about it, we're going to get some ideas and some b33rs together in one place and design a new layout, a new design, a new page.
Then we're going to ritually sacrifice the old stuff to Cthulu in the hopes that his mighty wrath will be appeased. Also, we're going to do some kind of a content thing, involving comics occasionally and blogging whenever anything interesting happens in our life. Tha way, even when we're not exactly feeling up to doing anything even remotely comicy, we'll still be able to keep updating. And as soon as I get a standardized template finished, we'll be able to do this shit overnight, at the coffee shop, in class, wherever. That way, at least the blogging will go easier.
For those of you of an inquisitive nature, yes, this does presume that anyone out there cares about our life - although, given the popularity of blogging with the l33t haxx0rz out there, it might be a fun way of keeping people updated who may have some slight interest in our lives. This may also expose just how much shit we get ourselves into. It should be interesting, if not exactly inspired.
In the new style, then, tomorrow (that would be today for those keeping track) I'm heading to Santa Cruz to spend some time with my friend andcolleague, the ineffable 'M', leader of the free world. Then I'll be moving northwards, to chill in Sac-town with the world famous Matt, runner up for the 2002 "Asshole of the Year" award from the "Dennis Leary Institute for Lower Learning". Depending on how long he has his back turned to me, I may or may not blackjack the fucker and kidnap him down to sunny SLO to enjoy the food, the drink, and the drunk women. Alternatively, I may simply hang out with him, challenge some tricked-out Civics to street races, and generally enjoy being in Sac for a day or so.
More on that later.
For those who are interested, at all, in any sort of way, there will be a new section in here about blogs, namely those of my friends. A cursory examination of them should do wonders in explaining what I've been up to recently - Parents, consider thyselves warned.
~Brad
Racing your Civic is like participating in the Special Olympics; Even IF you win, you're still RETARDED.
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ALERT! FEMALE READERS!
The System is Down
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I'm calling you to arms, and legs, to defend Love, Beauty, and the American Orgasm! It's time to do your part, and help out a man in need! Our beloved Matt is on the rebound, and would love your sympathy and support! Also, your company over dinner, with jaccuzzi and wine to follow.
I know that some of you may not survive, but know that your death at the hands (or lips) of overwhelming pleasure will not go uncelebrated. Embrace Life, Love, Liberty, and Matt!
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Posted By: Teh Brad
3:15 AM
8 August 2003
That big empty space at the top of the page hurts.
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 Posted by: Matt
2:25 PM
11 August 2003
Good morning all of you Ethereal eyeballs. I'm here, once again, sitting in front of the wonderous glow of a 23" monitor, with my brother Brad, thinking about what the fuck else, this damn comic. We've got a couple changes in mind, we hope you'll like them. They're probably necissary for my psyche. You'll see more as time goes along, Brad might talk about them, I really dont' feel like it at the moment.
Ideas are pouring from our mouths like tequila into Pete.
~Matt, wishing he was baggz0rd.
P.S. - If you're feeling compassionate, check out the "Emergency Alert" underneath the "Stuffitude" section. ~T.M.
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Posted by: Brad
2:35 AM
11 August 2003
Yesss .... ideas .... ... right ....
So the first idea we had (in our usual style of idea-coming-up-with) was to radically and totaly change the comics direction, bring in Kevin Smith to do the storyline and some poor disgruntaled bastard from Disney to do the animation. Then we put the Sauza away, and decided to do something less drastic, like a miniseries of sorts, replacing Matt with "Matt as the Devil" and me as "Brad some kind of devil-thing". Then we cast "summon brain II" and called upon the might force of our intellect (at a -5 Tequila modifier), and played Chinese Firedrill with the concept, recasting "Matt as the Devil" to "Matt as a really cynical angel-type" and "Brad as some kind of devil-thing" to "Brad as some kind of devil-thing". We think we're actually going to do that one, provided that the "inspiration" doesn't dry up (or we'll have to go and buy more). I'm going to honestly say that you may see the first installment of the new writing as early as tomorrow evening, assuming that
Herr Goldschlager doesn't show up to show us a thing or to about serious inspiration. More on this in the next paragraph.
In a more of a bloggy type of thing, I am here in Sac-town for a day longer than I'd thought, killing time and burying it body out in the yard. Poor John will be disappointed that I can't join him in Santa Maria in the morning for some Initial D, which is, by the way, the best arcade race game ever ... ever. Instead, I'm going to be recuperating from my visit with "M", because Captain Morgans and vegitarian goes about as smoothly as installing MS-Word. For those of you who know what I mean, you know what I mean. If you know what I mean.
M's was fun, something I'm going to have to be doing much more often, as she lives at the terminus of a really fun stretch of CA- Highway One. As is the new style, you will be the last ones to know. Except Bob in Accounting, who always gets the news last. Always.
Drop-kicking this comic back into the stratofuckingsphere,
~Brad-Meister
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Posted by: Matt
2:40 AM
11 August 2003
Poor Bob ... he really is the last to know. I mean, we fired him last week, and he still hasn't heard.
He did, however, inquire about his lack of a paycheck. ... his superviser was "in a meeting".
~Matt
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Posted by: Brad
3:40 AM
14 August 2003
Alright, so it wasn't Herr Goldschlager after all, but Herr Heigermeister, Herr Goldschlagger's younger brother.
Some have asked how decisions get made around here, and how work gets done. Curious? Ph34r.
~Brad
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution
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Posted by: Matt
12:28 AM
18 August 2003
Good morning, all you ethereal eye sockets.
I am Drunk.
And you wouldn't have it any other way!
~Matt
I am Teh DrunxX0r!
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