Posted by: Brad 4th September 2002 1:45AM On behalf of everyone who read Matts most ... enlightening ... news posts, I would like to say "Monkeys." So I did. Obviously, you're not very impressed with us, and really that's understandable ... but as this is a court-martial able offense, I would like to take sole and complete responsibility. After all, it was I who was moving back into his house, and I who didn't color the comic yesterday - that due, by the way, to a massive anime fest wherein I got poor, helpless Matt hooked on Neon Genesis Evangelion, which we will most likely be discussing in further detail on Friday. So, keep your eyes firmly affixed to your screens for that. I recommend "C-bond", but whatever works for you is fine by me. I don't think a lot of explanation is needed for this comic, but it's an excuse to take up valuable webspace. This is a piece of advice to anyone out there whose most commonly used pick-up line is "uhh ... breastises ... " or "ungh ... me Tarzan, you Jane". Matt and I would like to have a little talk: it's about Humanity, the Gene Pool, and Your Place Outside of It. I mean, c'mon people, my cat has more imagination than that. You could at least try to be human; although, for those unfortunate of you who are still using the Mark 1 Neanderthal brain, there's not much that can be done. I recommend being a monk. Or a hermit. Anything that keeps you away from females and reduces your risk of breeding. It's for your own good. Brad bought himself some new computer parts, which should mean that he can get through an entire panel of this strip without a "Virtual Memory Too Low" error popping up on his computer. He also hopes that this will prevent him from having to reprogram his computer with a wood axe. Programmable toaster chips, as it were. Jesus, it's 2 am. I'm going to bed now. I have to be awake to partake of the great ritual of ... housework. Yep. Eh. So. How 'bout them Mets, huh? ~Brad out

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Posted by: Matt 5th September, 2002 - 1:00 A.M. I am sooooooooo sorry for the prolonged  lack of comicy goodieness...I got distracted...a  little...so I apologize for that and I would also like to say to all of the imaginary readers that I am now as happy a camper as I can be, so the funniness will keep on a' Rollin' .... I would also like all of you ethereal eye sockets to note the new color of my news post box .. I like it at the moment ... but that may very well be because of my recent, near total, lack of sleep ...  where's my pillow? ~Matt out Posted by: Brad 5th September 2002, - 1:30 AM I'm all for us only using one color for our news posts, but I suppose it might be helpful to be able to tell who is doing the ranting and raving. I mean, it's not as if our pictures and command of the english language could possible tell us apart, so I understand completely. Other than that, I see no problems with it. And no, I'm not going to correct his atrocious spelling. You all just have to suffer through it. ~Brad out Posted by: Brad 4:00 PM 6th September 2002 Ok, I realize that I have terminally disappointed all of you who read this, as there is yet another not comic up today. Well, Matt and I both apologize, but sometimes this happens. We're not even going to try to update late, but rather to just catch up on Tuesday as is normal. We will, in fact, be discussing Neon Genesis Evangelion on Tuesday, unless something else funny happens in the mean time. Again, really sorry about this, but it's been a really lackadaisical week so far. We'll try to keep up from now on. Jesus. You people are going to start thinking that this is MacHall, the way we don't update. ~Brad out

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